Features

AJnet Magazine is built around a collection of recurring columns, ongoing series, and editorial formats that make up the backbone of the publication.

Some are structured. Some are not. All of them are intentional.


Core Features

The Angry Jerk

The foundation of AJnet Magazine. Direct, opinion-driven commentary covering politics, culture, and whatever else happens to be worth complaining about that day.


AJnet Anime Club

Reviews and commentary on anime, from new releases to older series worth revisiting. Focused on what works, what doesn’t, and whether something is actually worth your time.


History With Heston

Historical deep dives paired with modern comparisons, delivered by a high school teacher who is rapidly losing patience with the current generation.


AJnet Newsroom

Your source for (un)reliable reporting and completely real (fake) news stories from around the world. Structured like journalism, presented with a straight face, and rarely grounded in reality.


The Xyzabcrst Files

Interview transcripts with a captured extraterrestrial analyzing human behavior, social systems, and general incompetence from an outside perspective.


Recurring Columns

Dear Juan

Advice column featuring direct, often confusing, occasionally helpful guidance backed by personal stories that may or may not be relevant.


R.A.N.T.E.R.

AI-generated commentary, analysis, and full-system meltdowns regarding humanity and the world it inhabits.


AJnet Fight Night

Cross-universe fights with commentary, questionable officiating, and ongoing circumstances that are not fully understood.


AJ’s Traffic School

Lessons in not driving like an idiot.


Additional Content

AJnet Magazine also publishes standalone articles, reviews, and experimental content that may not fall neatly into any one category.

If it’s worth writing, it gets published.